Archive for April, 2010
April 27th, 2010 | 
Author: that so many guys are complaining about/ranting about/viciously attacking the relative attractiveness of Chris Crocker's penis.
Dudes. It's a penis. They're inherently funny-looking. Have you ever seen one? Better yet, look at some pictures featuring two or more penises. They ALL look weird! They're not gorgeous! They are weird fleshy protuberances! Foreskin or no, they. Are. Bizarre.
Not that vulvae are any more attractive in the cold light of day, mind you. They're all…flappy and floppy and strange.
Anyhow. *waves a hand* Not that I think either set of genitals is evil or anything, it's just that they're all equally strange-looking.
Also for the record: I have no objection to Crocker's appearance from the neck down (reminds me of someone else on Tumblr, actually); from the neck up I recommend some quality time with a comb/brush and possibly a slightly different way of using makeup. Other than the infamous 'Leave Britney Alone' video (which I have never seen), I know nothing about Crocker and can therefore offer no opinion one way or the other.
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Oh, here's an important thing to know, though: I'm not dead! I've just been very busy with writing about Chris and Jesse.