Dirty Sheets

Archive for April, 2008

So I came ac discovered this clip of a couple having sex. The sex is eh, and I probably would have quit watching if not for the (loud) music that starts about the 3:30 mark. It sounds like… I don’t even know how to describe it. Like a German-language version of Eminem’s Slim Shady, maybe mixed with a little bit of The Spice Girls’ Wannabe (I think that’s what it was called — the ‘I’ll tell you what I want/what I really really want’ song). The song seems long to me, but I don’t know if that’s my imagination or if it really is.

Also, the last thirty seconds or so of the clip reinforce the ‘amateur’ label in a big, big way. (Of course, if it were me, I’d probably demand the right to edit it before it went online…)

Also also, as I was poking around, I saw a clip thumbnail in which one of the participants looked like my mother ca. 1973. My mother was a lovely young woman at that time, and the clip is decidedly more recent than 1973 (as far as I could tell, anyhow), but it led me to decide a couple of things:
1) watching porn in which someone looks like my parents = deeply disturbing/not arousing
2) watching random porn and recognizing one of the performers = disturbing/not arousing

Not that 2 has happened to me, but the guy in the clip linked above -does- look sort-of like someone I used to know, which was a little weird.

Now I have to go back to sleep, or I will be useless later. Useless for what I don’t know, but whatever.

And I suppose there are people out there for whom slightly-tortured syntax is a fetish all its own — can you imagine their erotica? Gah!