Dirty Sheets

Archive for February, 2008

Things I Do Not Want In My Porn, In No Particular Order:

– The director/camera man/random guy on the street talking to the people involved
– Personal interviews with the performer(s)
– Close-ups of rashes/razor-burn/genital stubble [because it makes me think about being itchy, not aroused]
– Anyone using the words ’slut’, ‘whore’, or ‘bitch’
– One party generally abusing/berating an/the other
– Sound/music tracks covering up the sounds of the people involved
– Blood, fecal matter, vomit, and/or gagging (as in ‘prelude to vomiting’, not as in ‘ball-’) (not that I’ve watched any of these kinds of things, but after accidentally loading some page featuring giant banners screaming about ‘young sluts choking on huge cocks!!!’… Yeesh. *Shudder* I’ve also managed not to watch 2girls1cup, and now I never will, after finding out what it was about through an unlikely source.

Things You Don’t See/Don’t See Enough Of*:

– Shemales/Ladyboys fucking women — why is this so rare/non-existant? Or am I the only one that would find this at all interesting?
– Happy spanking — pretty much every pure-spanking clip I’ve tried to watch is peopled by the spankee getting not just smacked but also yelled at/called names/generally degraded. I am so very much NOT into that, thanks.
– Happy bondage — most of the spanking has been as a part of a bondage scene/session, so…
– Happy sex in general. Yeah, there are billions of bytes of people having at least pleasant sex, but where are the people that are, y’know, having a really good time with one another, in addition to the sex?

…I thought I had another list of things, but I guess I didn’t. Oh well.

Off to do other stuff, including but not limited to trying once again to write a Master Spanks Caleb bit, because as Caleb is fond of pointing out, Master did promise… *Snerk*

* I may have simply managed to overlook secret internet caches of these things, true.