Dirty Sheets

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Author’s Notes:
– Continuation of GGI: Finch And Herbert Start Talking
– No, no sex. Sorry. I’ll get to it eventually.
– …That’s really about it.

Warnings:
– Other than ‘no sex’, swearing, and Finch-centered introspection, nothing else.
– Oh, I misspelled Lillefryd’s name. I didn’t have internet access so I couldn’t check it.

Enjoy or something.

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“…but he didn’t do anything! He just left the book on my desk and went back to his own, and said that unless I told him what I wanted, I wouldn’t get it! What’s his problem? I mean, seriously.” Finsh sighed and picked at one of the fuzzy pills on the arm of the worn old couch he was sitting on.

Sandra smiled at him and raised an eyebrow. “Now, Finch, what is it you said you liked best about Herbert?”

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Author’s Notes:
– Kind of, anyhow. There’s really not _that_ much discussion happening.
– No, I have no idea what the book is.
= I also have no idea what kind of stories Finch marked as his favorites. I can guess, though…

Warnings:
– None, really. It’s two guys, talking. Over here because it’s got the word ‘penis’ in it.
– Actually, I take that back, here’s your warning: no actual sex. Sorry.

So there you go. You know what’s required of you.

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Yes, it’s time for more Finch/Herbert! They’re a couple of busy little perverts… Or rather, Finch is perverted and Herbert isn’t as unhappy about being dragged into things as he says he is. Twits. Anyhow.

Author’s Notes:
- Because they Finch wouldn’t shut up about The Discussion
- Because Kes/Dyth and Pers/Cordialis are being entirely too shy
- Yes, they are really really incredibly lucky. And STRANGE. But mostly lucky.

Warnings:
- Not finished, because I can’t seem to find the right words. I’ve got some new ambient music, so maybe that’ll help.
- Lots of bad language
- SEX (should I even bother with this warning any more?)
- Finch being, well, Finch. You’ll know it when you see it.
- …that’s about it, actually.

You know what to do.

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Author’s Note:
– Raaaandom!
– For me, watching a ten-minute blowjob is seriously boooooooring.
– Slow porn is also seriously boring.
– This is set some time in the future, because at the current point in the story, they’re not to the doing-laundry-at-one-another’s-homes point. (Or more accurately, Herbert’s doing Finch’s laundry, though he says he -did- use a towel… One towel does not a full load make, mister. “Precisely,” he says. *Throws up hands* Gah!*)

Warnings:
– Bad language
– Bad porn (though one could argue that ‘bad porn’ is a little like ‘wet water’…)
– No actual sex. Sorry.

Other than that, you know what to do.

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Author’s Notes:

This bit actually takes place before the last one, and was in fact written before the last one. However, I’m sort of dumb and didn’t realize that I hadn’t posted it until I was looking for it last night. *Sigh* So much for me. *Waves a hand* Anyhow! Um… That’s really about it for the notes.

Warnings:

– Bad language, bad examples, bad behavior.

– Sex! That really should be a given around here, though.

– Rambling! Not much, though.

You know the drill, so hop to it.

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One-Word Summary: Raaaaaaandom!

Traditional Author’s Notes:
– Yes, another National Masturbation Month wank-piece. So far, I like the one I did featuring Kelvath the best. This one’s not bad, though — I don’t really like the ending, but I may be able to fix that.
– This wasn’t really inspired by anything in particular, though it is something of an offshoot of the whole Herbert Is Afraid Of Finch’s Catalog thing.
– I think that Herbert’s just trying to deny that actually yeah, he is interested in giving BSDM a try, at least when it comes to him dominating Finch. His reluctance to acknowledge his interest in that kind of kink is causing him a few problems, not the least of which is that he loses/cedes control of things entirely too easily. *Pats him, gets glared at* Dingbat.
– The full title of the catalog is ‘SubSpace: Decorating To Please’. Years ago, I ran across someone talking about having their mind in ’subspace’ while not actually engaged in D/S play or a D/S relationship (I thiiiiiink), and the idea stuck with me… The catalog was mentioned in IHNI 02, but at that time I had no definite idea as to what the publication actually was. Then I was reading a Restoration Hardware catalog last month and things just kinda fell into place. Anyhow!

Warnings:
– Lots of bad words!
– Consenting adult males engaged in explicit sexual activity!
– Consenting adult males getting tied up without discussing safety beforehand! (However, Finch -did- agree to get tied up, so at least there’s that. *Sigh* See above re: Herbert and kink.)
– Rambling!
– Characters doing what they want to do instead of what I want them to do! (Particularly near the beginning. Gah.)
– That’s pretty much it!

You know the drill.

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