Dirty Sheets

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This wasn’t what I was expecting — mostly because the pairings I’d had in mind were pairings that had reason to spend time masturbating instead of having sex with one another: Kesiir/Dythnaali, Finch/Herbert, Pers/Cordialis. However, after rereading the whole Kelvath/Avrath thing (which I think I need to rewrite. Again. Well, pieces of it, anyhow, and I digress.), this popped into my head almost fully-formed. Since that doesn’t happen very often, I wrote it down instead of ignoring it, and I’m glad I did.

Without further ado:

Notes:
– The Havothi culture is a little more advanced than ancient Roman culture. Plus, they have magic. Thus plumbing, warm running water, valves, and no death-by-lead-poisioning-from-said-plumbing. Their plumbing isn’t -indoor-, they’ve not quite gotten that far, but it’s better than nothing.
– Avrath went out of town, probably something to do with their military service. When I asked, Kelvath grumped something about ’stupid bureacracy’. I promise that nothing bad will happen to him.
– I have GOT to write about/draw floor plans for The Temple Of Water. The Tashtelten people are apparently elementalists — I’m still not sure just how serious they are when it comes to worshipping the elements, though.
– The ToW happens to be about fifteen to twenty miles down the coast from the border, and Kelvath and Avrath only live about five miles over the Havothi side of the line, so it’s really easy for them to go down there. The hard part is finding someone to look after the house and the garden and the goat(s?) and the chickens while they’re gone.

Warnings:
None, really. Only one real bad word. May not be safe for work if your boss can read over your shoulder very easily. Since I wrote this as part of National Masturbation Month, it’s, y’know, a guy masturbating.

So, that said, you know the drill: Enjoy, Or Something.

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